its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but it’s definitely worth a second post.
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Sometimes I just stop and think about this post
Lest you think it would be fun or feel good to be famous…
I spent my whole laptop battery looking through edwardspoonhands and fishingboatproceeds tumblrs..-____-
I REGRET NOTHING
W H Y
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“Untouchable Love. [Blackout Poetry REmix]”
REmix by TaschaS
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IrmaVep (Image Curator) writes:
Gorgeous REmix <3
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“Untouchable Love. [Blackout Poetry REmix]”
REmix by TaschaS
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IrmaVep (Image Curator) writes:
Gorgeous REmix <3
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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
